The Sportly Sportcross is now even more Officially Official.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
08/20/2017 at 00:00 • Filed to: sportcross

Look at that asshole’s shadow.

You won’t B E L I E V E what happened!!!

Didn’t expect the border, but I like it!

Mmm, I love this car.

UPDATE:

XJDano pointed out my missing left-hand arrow, and I dismissed the omission. But I just dug in my trash can and found out that it is I - ZOIDBERG - who missed it entirely. So here it is:

DISCUSSION (26)

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:02

I still need to get one. Where’d you get the bordered one?

TheHondaBro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2017 at 00:04

Etsy.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2017 at 00:06

Etsy user “IMadeThisVinyl,” though his photo and description made zero mention of the border (unless I glossed over something?), I happen to like it quite a lot.

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:09

Only the right side turns?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano
08/20/2017 at 00:10

I noticed that too.

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:12

I was going to say something about NASCAR, but it didn’t make sense after I thought about it.

Looks good though.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano
08/20/2017 at 00:13

Cost 4 bucks with shipping, so I’ll let it slide. Though... CANNOT UNSEE

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:23

I don’t think I’ve ever know someone to like their car more. It makes me smile.

Matsayz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:26

And purchased...

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:31

It says there handmade, maybe there was some sort of mistake. Bitching about it to the seller might do something (if anything, update the ad)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove
08/20/2017 at 00:31

One Oppo called the IS300 the jack of all trades and King of none. But when you come from a Tercel that tried to kill you three times, it’s pretty much the greatest car in the world.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sony1492
08/20/2017 at 00:32

See my update ALL MY FAULT

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:36

Good to know because I just bought one and will look out for making that exact mistake

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:42

Thanks. Purchased

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:56

I need one of these that is like half this size, maybe a third, with no border and in dark grey so it’s not so obvious.

I also need a rainbow stripe with the ace flag colors on the end for my car, but have yet to find such a thing (and I don’t want to spend a ton getting a custom one made). Red-Orange-Yellow-Green-Blue-Purple-White-Grey[-Black]

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/20/2017 at 01:01

A lot of people want their privacy, which I respect and endorse. But if someone wants to stalk me based on my license plates, which I never censor, and my stickers, then God bless them and i can’t wait to feel their disappointment when they find out I’m just some guy with some job who does stuff.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 01:14

I’m just not the kind of person that likes his car to stand out too much. One of the major benefits to the FoST is that it’s practically invisible to cops because it just looks like a random rental car, particularly in super-anonymous rental car white. Most FoST owners slap stickers all over them, but that’s just not my style.

I’m also a little reluctant to slap one on the outside of the car. My wife is running a pride stripe cling on the inside of her back window and I really like it because it doesn’t fade or collect dirt like decals can.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/20/2017 at 01:18

There used to be another Etsy account that made oppo stickers that stuck from the INSIDE but when I clicked the link I kept getting an error. Might not exist anymore...

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 01:24

The people that made yours might be able to do it. They are apparently super flexible. I’ll have to decide exactly what I want and ask them. I’m pretty sure they could do custom size ones, too.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 02:38

I LITERALLY don’t believe it. Fake News!

gmctavish needs more space > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 03:13

I really need to put one of my other Oppo stickers on the Legacy. The rear wiper ruined the first one I put on

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 07:48

Oh shit. Nice save! You can let you eyes relax every time you look at it instead of twitching a bit. It would have drove me nuts too.

MM54 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 13:20

I got the one on my crown vic from there, I left the border off, though it’s on the rear quarter glass, not the rear window - yours looks good with the border

NojustNo > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
08/20/2017 at 14:59

I got mine here and he has a few size options and reverse ones for inside ! http://www.wurstcaseracing.com/product/oppo-stickers/

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > NojustNo
08/20/2017 at 15:28

I already ordered one like Zoiberg’s I like that border.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 15:30

Jack of all trades is best car.